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Fucking Crazy Night

2009-11-27T03:42:37Z

This proves only to me that Thanks Giving is meant for Americans, and not for anyone else.
It started out alright, making a goose instead of the traditional turkey. The juices where supposed to be converted into a sauce, loads of fat n all. basically what happened on top of the sauce was a thick layer of fat, and underneath it it was boiling. so my mom was proceeding to stir it and the sauce exploded in her face covering her with hot fat and oil. she went to the hospital was given some vicaden and ointment for a burned skin was told she was lucky that she was wearing her glasses otherwise she would most possibly be blind at this point.
she will be fine.
but tonight she is out of it so i had to milk the goats. walking in on a goat who managed to pierce her cheek with a metal hooks somehow. we have no clue how on earth she was capable of doing that. she's freaking out. we had to get that hook out. then she had to be put separate so she can calm her ass down.
next i'm proceeding to milk the goats. and the first one's all freaked out and manages to smash my cheekbone with the metal lever thing of the milk stand.
now mind you people i have to open tomorrow, and its black friday.
why did this all happen at once?

Shtuff

2009-08-20T15:04:19Z

oks so i am not dead, just in case you's was wondering, but the computer died again. me thinks its time to get a new one. but alas i am rather poor at the mo, especially after i come back from my road trip which begins tomorrow night. and then the renaissance fair thing...yes they are more important to me then a machine.
i will be gone for two weeks so if ya wanna talk to me, it would be best to call me. i will have the phone with me at all times. might run through some dead zones...so don't freak. i will get back to you as soon as i can. no internet tho. we are driving the whole time and we will be sleeping in a tent.
loads to see...probably a million photos.
when i come back its time for a new job too. sending out apps as we speak. i hate petco.
well yea...thats all for now. lotsa love
don't forget me.

...

2009-08-02T14:34:52Z

and then there are days i wish i could stop feeling all together...or just die.

ganked a computer

2009-07-21T14:30:42Z

so i am on my mom's computer at the moment. can't be on it often but eh...for starters.
mine sorta died. it won't really turn on. i can hear the fans in it but no picture comes up on the screen. the screen is turned on, the light indicates it, and then it says no signal or something.
i checked all plugs. i dunno what up with it.
but thats why i am never on.
not much is new with me. had a major cyst removed last monday...felt like i was gonna die. overian cyst or something like that. havn't felt hungry in a while. not good i know. i'm supposed to take it easy for about two weeks or so, go back in for a re check making sure there are no infections.
ain't life swell

broken computer

2009-07-18T14:34:31Z

my computer broke i have no internet.
sorry for those who want to talk to me...and the avi i am supposed to scan in...can't do it now. have to fix my computer first. i don't know whats wrong with it.

Weeee <3

2009-06-19T15:19:07Z

If there is one person or more on your friends list who makes your world a better place just because they exist, and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the Internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.

Yes you know who you are :D

throwing stuff out

2009-06-08T17:57:39Z

oh boy so i finally walked into my room and went...gaaaah...it looks like a bomb haz esploded.
i will clean it as best as i can for now, and then every week (to not freak out our trashcan) i shall throw out a bag with shiat i havn't looked at in two years. also i am donating heaps of old clothes. i am drowning in clutter. sorta freaking me out.
at the moment i have no clue what i am working this week. other then today...4-9.
i want to see all my friends. so they know i didn't forget them and that i still love them.
need to start planning renfair costume...oh and sarai chan, youmacon too.
in other words i need to go costume plotting and manufacturing.

love you all.
tootles

phasesofthemoon @ 2009-04-22T15:07:00

2009-04-22T19:10:21Z

and here is my tattoo. i've had it for about a week now. but i wanted it to heal somewhat before i took a pictar of it.
this is the cheshire cat from McGee's alice in wonderland video game.
am very happy with it. didn't even hurt much. yayz.
now i am off to work.

Edit:

HAPPY EARTHDAY EVERYONE!!!

what i am up to for the next week and a half

2009-04-10T16:45:01Z

so my parents left for Wyoming about two hours ago, and now i am all alone. just got done with the first set of chores (baby feeding, adult feeding, and milking). taking a short break and then the fun starts all over. i get to do this for the next 5 days. whoopee.
so if anyone wants to come visit ...t'would be lovely.
i am here basically the whole time..accept monday night between 5 and ...who knows when. i am getting my tattoo done then.
Thursday i think i would be available the whole day, Friday and sat i am going somewhere...not sure where to yet. ;)
in the meantime i've got lots of cleaning to do, a LAUNDRY monster to fight, and perhaps catching up on some reading. there will defenetly be lots of tea involved.
miss you all tons and tons.
COME SEE ME!!! Oo

July 17th...

2009-01-30T18:38:35Z

God dammit....i don't wanna wait another 6 months for the harry potter movie to come out.
In the meanwhile...coroline looks good. and i do wanna see inkheart.
i never got to see bedtime stories...which i really wanted to.
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans was so so. very predictable. and other then that, there's really nothing i want to see thats out right now.
sorta on a movie kick at the moment, and am not sure why i am so irritable lately.
something is really really bothering me.

Bye bye 2008

2008-12-29T18:18:27Z

its almost hear,
another year...
give some cheer and...
drink lotsa beer.

Happy holidays and happy new year.
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++!!!COLD!!!++

2008-11-19T15:54:59Z

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its so fuckin cold out here. i came in and then my toes started to burn. like they were frozen and all of a sudden i stuck them in hot water. T_T yeah...not pretty.
my birthday was a blast. and with it came the snow. (not so fun)
still workin at petco cause borders didn't work out. goddammit. my room is a chaos...need to clean that.the house is slowly progressing...for those who just tuned in, we were remodeling, extending and stuff. they are now starting to lay the bricks on it...in freezing weather...ok..smart.
i think i am getting sick or something. i gots the sniffles and i have a headache.
hot tea for me all day long.
at work they put me on register cause we are doing a donation drive. i feel that i am the worst at it. i do care about the animals, but i can see that people are struggling with the money as it is. i don;t have the heart to take that. and then we get the angry customers in who don;t wanna donate and get pissy when you ask them...so i don't. well in the end i got yelled at cause i hardly made any donations yesterday. she goes you have to make more....i am not putting the money ....its sorta un controllable. doy! >_>
so thats an update for ya
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stealing from stormy

2008-11-15T15:57:42Z

1. What is your last name?...................... Stuetzler

2. 4 letter word................................sick

3. Vehicle: ....................................Sedan

4. City / Neighborhood: ........................Stuttgart

5. Boy Name: ...................................Samuel

6. Girl Name: ..................................Sandra

7. Occupation:..................................Sex therapist

8. Something you wear:..........................Socks

9. Food: .......................................Skittles

10. Found in a bathroom:........................Soap

11. Reason for Being Late........................Sex...your period can be very late

12. Something you shout..........................STFU!

13. Animal:......................................Snake

14. Body part:....................................Spleen

15.Word to describe yourself.....................Social

16. Foreign Country...............................Switzerland

October 31st

2008-10-31T13:11:47Z

HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!

Ps: party safe....but party well ;)

October 30th

2008-10-30T22:02:29Z

HAPPY DEVILS NIGHT EVERYONE!!!

Of Lesbians and sweetest day gifts

2008-10-18T14:55:55Z

so anyway, yesterday at work i got into a really embarrassing situation.

after a while of working in certain places you get regular customers that seek you out when they come into the store.

so there are these siblings that always buy fish and she has a rotty pup. yesterday she comes into the store and gives me a box of chocolates for sweetest day. and then she tells me that her and her brother don't know if i am gay or straight. cause both of them liked me and were interested in me. and then she asked me if i was interested in experimenting....mind you i was working.
wtf?
so i told her i am seeing someone and that i am straight ...why do lesbian women always think i am gay? we have a girl at work who could have sworn i was.

why is it always the unhygienic highly overweight trailer type people who hit on me.
(either butch or old men)
why can't it be a intelligent good smelling well groomed sarcastic fun person.

:contemplating to wear a mask to work from now on:
ya know this makes me feel like i am only just above good looking at the most bottomest of all people and that attractive people just don't see me.

thats just sad

In Memory of Teresa

2008-08-04T01:30:11Z

8 years ago I met Teresa in 9th grade at North Farmington High School. I met her sitting in 700 hundred hall blocking the lockers of a number of kids who hated us. That 700 hundred hall became our daily meeting place in the mornings. Astronomy was an awesome class we took tougether and bothered the crap out of Bause.
She was an awesome soccer playing gal. full of energy and wit. And then she got cancer. She battled it, she was brave and we all stuck with her.
This week she lost the battle to cancer and passed on.
Teresa...wherever you may be now, i hope its a better place. you will be missed terribly and remembered fondly.
Rest in peace

10 Years

2008-08-01T16:34:26Z

Today, August 1st, our family has been here for 10 glorious years...can you believe that.
aaand that was it.

Internet Failure

2008-07-12T14:40:45Z

Ok so my computer is down for the time being. something got into it. i'm thinking spyware or maybe a virus or few. and all my blockers and whatnots arn't taking care of it. so i am at my mothers computer for now letting you guys know why i am not online.
hopefully i am getting it fixed and the machine isn;t gone too far down the drain. i really cannot afford a new one at the moment.
blah.
see yas

2008 Ren Fair

2008-07-09T18:21:34Z

its coming up soon. Starting August 16th and going all the way through September 28th.
here are the themes this year.

August 16-17
Arabian Nights

August 23-24
Highland Weekend

August 30-31-Sep1
Buccaneer Beer Fest

September 6-7
Wine Romance and Song

September 13-14
Wonders of the World

September 20-21
Shamrocks Shenanigans

September 27-28
Sweet Emdings

So get your costumes ready lady and gentle poops
and pick a date

Gaia Update

2008-07-02T17:51:55Z

weee red hair
i'm bored...can you tell?

Happy Birthday Sarah!!! :3

2008-06-25T15:36:59Z

now he should have popped out of your cake...but that little bugger was fast as he was driving away in his Lamborghini. (in his miiiiiind)
see ya soon

oh gaia

2008-06-16T18:41:20Z

yes i am back on it...cause its silly. and...when you are bored...you can play dress up.
here is my current gaia avatar...booh no gold yet. but i think she is still cute

i'll be at work till 10. iiiiiit sucks

Ello World

2008-06-02T02:08:36Z

Look'a'here folks. i have a new hole in my face.

ACEN

2008-05-15T18:01:18Z

alrighty peeps
its time
gone for the weekend.
love ya all
gimme a call whenever